Kids' Talk

Here are some amusing conversations with the boys. 

Justin and KFC 
Passing-by the Greenlane KFC the other day, Daddy tested Justin. 
Daddy: Justin, if you eat at KFC, would you be eating chicken, fish or pork? 
Justin (without missing a beat): All also I don't eat! 
We were all stunned, and then Mummy had a laughing fit. By the way, Justin is our little die-hard egg-atarian. Just goes to show how faulty adults' questions can be!

Julian and the porcupine 
After the boys completed a task, Daddy rewarded them with a bottle of Vitagen each. 
Julian: How much does it cost? 
Daddy: RM1.20. 
Julian: What an outrage!! 
Daddy: Why?! 
Julian: Too cheap! 
Daddy: Why do you say it's cheap? 
Julian: It's cheaper than a porcupine. 
Daddy: ??!?!